First, I assume you found us online by doing a search for Sugarbabies, Sugar Daddies or something similar considering your general topics of choice (which we will not go into), and decided to simply pick on some random business just for fun.
You obviously have never been anywhere NEAR our building, as we do indeed have wheelchair access, and there is no structural or physical way anyone could “fall head on into” the kitchen from the outside or inside the store. Had you ever actually been here, we all know you wouldn’t have found any needles, rats, excrement, maggots, and of course no mongoloid-herion-freaks with tuberculosis as you so vividly described. I also don’t carry a gun, nor do I remember receiving a copy of a police report that supposedly put you in jail for 2 weeks. What I do carry is the number in my rolodex for a great attorney (and frequent client), who would be happy to discuss the definition and legal consequences of libel with you for publishing “defamation by written or printed word.” That’s a definition for you right there…consider it a freebie.

While it might have been pure entertainment for you to post what you did, never thinking it would ever get back to us, you can’t simply go around making disgusting, malicious comments about a business you’ve never been to. You CAN kindly remove the post in question now or hear from that great attorney of mine. I was able to pull your contact info through a quick search online.

Quite sincerely-
The owner of Sugarbaby’s Cupcake Boutique in Houston