Reporting From The Big 4

Here’s my unedited twitter feed:

http://twitter.com/#!/DickDBand

My Story (with others covered by The Gauntlet):

http://www.thegauntlet.com/article/1…-Live-Coverage

Pics of Jeff Hannemen as he makes his triumphant return to Slayer:

http://www.thegauntlet.com/article/3…urns-to-SLAYER (I handed him his guitar)

Pretty awesome day. Had a 4x hangover yesterday!

As you can see, we write avout damn near anything on the site – contests, webmasters, best anal, sleazy agents, and corrupt pigs.

Vote For Dick Delicious and The Tasty Testicles on Brutally Unsigned

hails and horns brutally unsigned

A lot of people have been asking me to help them with contests, for example, my friend Amy Brooke wanted to win best anal performer and it seemed to get her some votes,

Now I am asking for you to help my band Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles – we went to #1 on the Roadrunner Carts, got a music award from Howard Stern all while being fucked my our shit management (Maximus Entertainment aka Rob Divine), and fucked by a corrupt justice system. so I think it’s safe to say at this point we are brutally unsigned, so please, please vote for us. If you like old school metal a-la-The Big 4 with a sense of humor you will agree that it is a shame Dick Delicious is Brutally Unsigned!

LISTEN TO A FEW OF OUR SONGS – WE ARE AWESOME! Please help us dig out of our current Brutally Unsigned status, it will take you just a few seconds!!

Please vote for us below in the Hail and Horns Brutally Unsigned page – they will give us the cover of the magazine and write a nice puff piece that will get us Brully Signed with some help from HailandHonds.com
http://www.hailsandhorns.com/uncategorized/brutally-unsigned-voting-page/

Vote for Amy Brooke Best Anal Performer at Urban X Awards!!

It seems like every girl in porn is scrambling to win these Urban X Awards – when it comes to best Best Anal Performer there is only one clear choice and it is none other than Amy Brookehit her up on twitter - I hear that she is even willing to trade some sexual favors to with the best anal Urban X Award. Imagine that, you get some of the best anal for voting for BEST ANAL at the Urban X Awards!!

You have ever seen any of pornstar Amy Brooke’s super hot anal performances you will know why she smokes every single pornstar in the best anal category at The Urban X Awards – there’s not even a close second on this thing. Amy Brooke has been nominated for several other Urban X Awards – you may as well vote for her in all of them because beside being great at anal – she is a sexual beast and will DOMINATE if you watch any of her scenes!!

CAN I MAKE THIS ANY SIMPLER?
Vote for Amy Brooke Best Anal Performer at Urban X Awards!!