I am so fucking happy 2012 is over. On the bright side 2012 was a great year for my comedy metal band Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles. I had my Christmas basically ruined by falling for a chick that claims to be some kind  of model in Norway named Carolina Vincent. She is the whitest of white trash.

The good news is I’ve been back hard at work trying to rebuild my porn empire and we’ve been able to get some decent stuff out like some awesome black milf porn, a big pornstar network site, and a new XXX Latina site.

If I’m talking to you, even yelling at you, it’s a good thing — it means I still care. When I go quiet, that’s when you should worry.